Why are men so penis obsessed?
Sometimes I feel like I can't go one fleet without hearing about some one's dick. I think if there was a game mechanic that would let 'em jump through a gate cock-n-balls first they would. "I got balls, see?"
LOOK AT ME I AM MAN AND HAVE PENIS. LOOK AT THIS! WILL YOU JUST HAVE A LOOK AT THIS! OOOWEEE, LOOKIE HERE I HAVE PENIS.
It's in local. It's on comms. It's in chat.
Everywhere, can't escape it.
And I know it's my own fault for playing a game with a ratio of 90% males. I get that. I know that guys just wanna be guys and be stupid and smack talk and obsess about their sausage and link pictures of girls with boobs hanging out all over the place.
But goddamn I do get tired of it sometimes.
Last night, for instance. Corp chat was a steady flow of links, and usually I click them because it's funny stuff, fukung or whatever. But last night it was tits after tits after tits. Bouncing ones and animated ones etc.
So I just started to link pics of really hot guys with their underwear tugged down suggestively, you know, cause why wouldn't they want to see THAT?!
...it has a penis in the picture after all.